Lawyer: “Dr, did you check for a pulse before you did the autopsy?”
Witness: “Nope.”
Lawyer: “Blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, there is a chance that the patient was alive when you did the autopsy?”
Witness: “No chance at all.”
Lawyer: “How are you so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But still there’s a chance that he was alive?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”