Category: Adult jokes


No honey, don’t do it.

A girl infers that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So she goes out and buys a Gun.
She goes to the guy’s apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, to her surprise she finds him in the arms of another girl.
Now she’s really angry.
She opens her purse, takes out the gun, & as she does it, she is overcome with grief and puts the gun to her head.

The boyfriend yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’

She replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’ 🙂

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Are you a Gay.?!

A guy finds himself in hell after dead. On his way, he meets up a demon…

Demon: Why so sad pal?
Guy:  Dude, I’m in hell.
Demon:  Hell’s not that bad.  You will have a lot of fun down here. Do ya drink?
Guy:  Of course, I love drinks.
Demon:  Then you’ll definitely love Mondays pal. On Mondays, all we do is drink. All sorts of drinks, party…etc.

Guy:  Hey, that sounds great.
Demon:  Do ya Smoke?
Guy: Believe it!  I can’t live without smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  Then you’re gonna enjoy the Tuesdays. We give you the finest cigars & marijuana to smoke your lungs out. And who the hell cares if you get cancer – no big deal – you’re already dead, right?
Guy:  Wow, that’s cool!

Demon:  Do ya Gamble?
Guy:  As a matter of fact I do.
Demon:  Wednesday is the day you can gamble all you want. Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, whatever you want.  And who cares if you’re bankrupt, you’re already Dead.

Demon:   I bet you’re into drugs.
Guy:  I bet you’re kidding?  Who doesn’t love drugs! I’d do anything for drugs…
Demon:  That’s interesting!  Thursday is what we call the Drug Day. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose.

Guy: I’m Dead already.

Demon: That’s right – you’re dead & who cares!

Guy:  I never thought Hell was such a great place!! You guys rock man. Well, what’s on Friday?

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uhhh  no.
Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you’re really gonna hate Fridays pal.