Archive for July, 2010

A drunkard went into a bar & starred at a woman continuously. She’s the only woman seated at the bar. He walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up & furiously slapped him. He right away apologized and explained, “I’m terribly sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look just like her.”

“Why you useless, intolerable, miserable, piece of sh*t!” she screamed.

“That’s Funny,” he muttered,” you even sound exactly like her.”


A Doberman, a German shepherd & a Bulldog are in a bar. These guys are having their drinks and a great looking female Collie shows up in the bar. She comes near these guys & says, “Whoever says liver & cheese in a sentence can have me.” 🙂

The German Shepherd says, “I just love liver with cheese.” The Collie says, “That’s not good though.”

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver with cheese.” She says, “Get lost.”

Finally, the Doberman says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”