A married man and his secretary had an affair. One day they both made love all afternoon. Exhausted, both fell asleep & woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed up & asked his lover to rub his shoes outside in the grass and dirt. She did so. He put on his shoes & drove home.

‘Where have you been?’ his wife questioned.

‘I can’t lie to you; I’m having an affair with my secretary’ he replied.

‘We made love all afternoon.’

She looked down at his shoes & said: ‘You lying bastard!’

You’ve been playing golf!’ Isn’t it.