A man was smoking at the airport and a gentleman arrived & asked him – “How much do u smoke/day”.

Smoker: Why?

Man: If you have collected the money you have smoked, the plane in front of you would’ve been yours.

Smoker: Is that plane yours?

Man: Nope.

Smoker: Thanks for your advice. That plane is MINE.

Moral: Too much of advice is injurious to health.

The smoker is none other than, our great Vijay Mallya…